I'm Entering the Hell Mouth of Blog:

My Girlfriend tells me I should get a hobby. Pah!. I'm perfectly happy siting around looking at needless shit on the Internet and laughing at silly bollocks on You Tube or something like that:

I like movies a lot, and spend too much time getting all nerdy over IMDB trivia (usually, at work I can get away with a couple of hours checking pointless facts about one film or another that I've watched the night before. That's a hobby, right?) I'm a 36 year old boy masquerading as a competent human. At least I don't have peoples' lives in my hands, they would be buggered if that were true.

I'm certainly hoping this might end up being a pointless dumping ground for stuff that I find slightly amusing, or at least a place where I can put all my empty thoughts out there, y'know, let them spill out needlessly onto a poor unsuspecting world.

Most likely there will be one other person who I connect with, who I'm certain will adopt a less than healthy interest in me. Here's hoping: