nevermind: 'I'm afraid that I was very, very drunk'.

God, I love the intermenet. The catalogue of stuff that just seems to have no end, limitless and dark and without any real sense, like space innit?.

Glorious links to this genius creation from Paul Whitehouse writer and comedien off The Fast Show (said to be the definitive comedy sketch show of the 1990's... yes, it really has been that long.) , I bring you. Rowley Birkin QC

other stuff for you today:

Girls, if you like that HEAT Magazine, you'll love this; Weekly subscription to libelous smut on the great and good of celeb land

You know what I was idly thinking? what if I could set up my very own Michael Bolton Tribute, on Ice?. I mean, everybody loves Michael Bolton, right?, and everyone loves Ice skating right?. I'm fucking quids in. But you know what?, someone else has only gone and done it. Shit...

Here is an excellent website defamer for Hollywood bottom feeders

I LOVE LISTS:

Empire Magazine have listed 2007 top 100 movies in their forum section . Hmmm, I'm not sure that I agree with all the listings , but the reviews are written by readers of the magazine, and for the most part, give pretty good arguments as to why their votes count. the complete list is on the forum, but here's a gist:

1st Place: The Godfather (1972)

10th Place: Aliens (1986)

20th Place: The Big Lebowski (1999)

30th Place: City of God (2002)

40th Place: Memento (2000)

50th Place: Shaun of the Dead (2004)

60th Place: Dawn of the Dead (1978)

70th Place: Annie Hall (1977)

80th Place: The Truman Show (1998)

90th Place: Spiderman 2 (2005)

100th Place: Paris, Texas (1984)

A lot of very contemporary films creeping in at high numbers on the list. This is obviously not definitive, there are a lot of other film website with listings, but Empire does have a very strong following in the UK, and so can be taken seriously to a large degree. I don't agree with the list above for a number of reasons - mainly though because it's only representative of the last 20-30 years of film.

this is just weird;