Showing posts with label Drink. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Drink. Show all posts
"I Can Assure You Officer, I've Only Had a Few Ales"
"Jesus H Fucking Christ, I feel Minge...." That hideous feeling of pig shit in your brains, dry mouthedness, bloodshot eyes that can only see from behind inch thick sunglasses, Slight wooziness to everything. Hangovers s-u-c-k.
My bad, and on a school night as well, tsk tsk....damn it all to hell - why can't I just go out, get arse holed, and then wake up without any of the downside. WHY? it's not bloody fair I tell you. My liver is 37 years old, surely, by now it must know better that to keep on quivering like a half dead Salmon.
I'm reading "Smoking in Bed: Conversations with Bruce Robinson" creator of Withnail, Screenwriter of "The Killing Fields"; utter genius & raconteur. My favourite quote so far:
"I can't blame (her) for my alcoholism, I can only blame wine & my mouth for that"Quite so Bruce, you beautiful man, quite so
'I'm afraid that I was very, very drunk'.
God, I love the intermenet. The catalogue of stuff that just seems to have no end, limitless and dark and without any real sense, like space innit?.
Glorious links to this genius creation from Paul Whitehouse writer and comedien off The Fast Show (said to be the definitive comedy sketch show of the 1990's... yes, it really has been that long.) , I bring you. Rowley Birkin QC
other stuff for you today:
Girls, if you like that HEAT Magazine, you'll love this; Weekly subscription to libelous smut on the great and good of celeb land
You know what I was idly thinking? what if I could set up my very own Michael Bolton Tribute, on Ice?. I mean, everybody loves Michael Bolton, right?, and everyone loves Ice skating right?. I'm fucking quids in. But you know what?, someone else has only gone and done it. Shit...
I LOVE LISTS:
Empire Magazine have listed 2007 top 100 movies in their forum section . Hmmm, I'm not sure that I agree with all the listings , but the reviews are written by readers of the magazine, and for the most part, give pretty good arguments as to why their votes count. the complete list is on the forum, but here's a gist:
A lot of very contemporary films creeping in at high numbers on the list. This is obviously not definitive, there are a lot of other film website with listings, but Empire does have a very strong following in the UK, and so can be taken seriously to a large degree. I don't agree with the list above for a number of reasons - mainly though because it's only representative of the last 20-30 years of film.
this is just weird;
- your life is meaningless and will amount to nothing, look at what this guy achieved, you idiot!
here endeth the lesson.
"If I had back, all the money I'd ever spent on Beer..."
"....I'd spend it all on Beer..."
This is my local pub, The Crescent, it's located on Clifton Hill in Brighton. It's a proper pub, as opposed to a bar - if you don't know the difference, it might not be your kind of gig.... but it's a good place with a lovely bunch of staff who are genuinely friendly, plus the beer is good.
They're starting a promotion on Saturday & Sunday nights: 70p off all draught pints - which means a pint of Foster is £2.30, or a Guinness £2.50, which can't be bad. the really good news is that it's an all night price, after 7pm. Happy Days!!!!
"Drink, Drank, Drunk"
So it’s Friday and, I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling a bit mingy after last night. I was excited that it was nearly the weekend and got pissed by mistake.
My girlfriend, and most of our little crew, seem to have been drinking more than usual this week (I'm on Doctors orders to cut down, due to my Liver currently being the size of The Isle of White. What does he know!)
Oh yeah, I’ve got an appetite for destruction today!, and feeling every bit a rebel. And as sick as a pike! Today’s post is in honour of all things a slightly “wrong” – do not click on any of these links!
- Especially this one : Heather Mills-McCartney's next Bandwagon : Words fail me :
- When I'm a bit peckish, I eat my own scabs, how about you?
- Not funny, not ironic, just fucking awful; seriously, do not look here if you're feeling slightly weepy.
- Ever wake up in the middle of the night and think "y'know, I'm just not happy with the foreskin I've currently got..." well, worry no more....
40% off wine at Threshers, seriously, just print out this voucher
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